79 ways to tell you're obsessed with Supernatural

1. In the event of a power cut you automatically reach for the salt rather than a flashlight

2. When hiking in the woods, your friends are looking out for bears. You keep a flare gun under your pillow in case Wendigos are about

3. M&Ms make you giggle and are considered a respectable meal.

4. Everytime someone mentions being bossy, you automatically follow it with '...and short...'

5. You overuse the phrase 'dude'

6. You no longer want to smack people who annoy you, but talk about salting and burning them

7. You develop an irritational fear of flying

8. Clowns can kill, and you know it. Although telling a group of seven year olds at a party means you're no longer invited to any birthday bashes anymore

9. If anyone mentions Samuel Colt, you immediately inform them that he wasnt just a gun maker, but a demon fighting hunter whose colt model can kill anything... ANYTHING

10. You actually read up on the Alamo

11. You're wary of anyone called Meg

12. Your mum asks you why there's a knife under your pillow.

13. Going to an art museum is your worst idea of a nightmare. You find yourself staring at paintings to see if any of the portraits disappear.

14. You now have a legitimate reason to be afraid of bugs.

15. You lace your soft drinks with holy water and make people drink it before you trust them

16. Everytime you pass a crossroads you find yourself wondering if it could actually work.

17. Your friends suggest playing Bloody Mary. You point blank refuse and ask them where they want you to send the flower to.

18. You constantly check peoples eyes and say christo under your breath

19. You debate buying an EMF meter... you can never be too careful

20. When watching home movies you find yourself pausing the tape and checking your family's eyes for camera flares.

21. Porcelain dolls scare you

22. You can no longer listen to Chris de Burgh 'Lady in Red' without laughing hysterically

23. Your terrified of your neighbours. They've just started a book club.

24. You find your humour has gotten drier and more inappropriate.

25. You find yourself attracted to guys who are over six foot tall.

26. You ask your boyfriend to buy a beat up leather jacket

27. You try to convince your brother to buy a classic car and go on a roadtrip across America.

28. You build a secret compartment in your trunk and fill it with crosses, stakes, holy water, and rock salt.

29. You decide it would be a good idea to learn Latin

30. In your spare time you read every book you can find on demonology

31. You learn how to draw the Key of Solomon... just in case.

32. When you go to the hospital to visit your grandmother you're looking for reapers. You also freak the doctor out by asking him when he was born and if he steals children's souls.

33. Urban legends scare you. Your friends think you're crazy because you believe they can happen.

34. You consider buying lambs blood and keeping it in the fridge with a silver knife.

35. You argue with Buffy fans about how Joss Whedon got vampires and werewolves 'wrong'.

36. You can name at least five supernatural creatures and how to kill them

37. You think plaid looks cool

38. You tell your little brother or sister that its your job to look after them, no matter what.

39. At Christmas, you check to make sure the wreaths your parents bought don't contain any ingredients to summon Pagan Gods.

40. You like motels.

41. You find ways to embarrass your younger siblings in public.

42. You develop a taste for pie.

43. You aren't EVER going to visit Cold Oak.

44. You watched Transformers and refered to Samantha Smith as Mary Winchester.

45. You ask your father if there was ever a fire in your nursery when you were six months old.

46. You freak your friends out by asking them if they have any 'special abilities'.

47. You try to move the TV remote with the power of your mind.

48. Old houses SCARE you.

49. You read fanfiction more than actual books.

50. You wish you could write essays on Supernatural. You would get an A every time.

51. You get sick and ask your physician if you have sulfur in your blood results.

52. You see a woman at the side of the road hitchhiking. You don't stop in case she's a woman in white.

53. Dogs frighten you. They could be hellhounds.

54. Whenever someone mentions a 'deal' or 'contract' you automatically think of Dean.

55. You actually try to work out how long Sam was at Stanford for.

56. You paint a woman riding a polar bear on the side of your friend, Andy's, van.

57. You find yourself ducking your head whenever you see a cop in case they recognise you.

58. When you get into trouble you ask if it's 'misdemenour trouble or squeal like a pig trouble'.

59. You say WWBD way too much.

60. You ask your dad to take up hunting.

61. When a friend says they are going to L.A. you ask them to say hi to Lindsey Lohan whilst grinning.

62. You were scared to sleep after watching Dream a Little Dream of Me.

63. You know what Limp is.

64. You get ridiculous amounts of pleasure from seeing or reading limp.

65. You can't remember your friends birthdays but you celebrate the 24th Jan and 2nd May every year.

66. You actually looked up the sigil that John drew to summon YED in In my Time of Dying and know what it is.

67. You know that Ruby's knife is in the Book of Solomon - and can name the chapter.

68. You flirt with every hot guy/girl who enters the room. You have cheeky smiles down to an art form. You are also an expert at puppy eyes.

69. You start calling the tall kid in your class Sasquatch.

70. You know Jack, Jim and Jose aren't names.

71. You hand your kid sibling a gun when they tell you their scared of the monsters in their closet.

72. You buy a laptop so you can research on the road.

73. You ask your boyfriend to grow his hair out and start calling him Sammy.

74. You can't watch horror movies without shouting abuse at the idiots in them. In fact, during the Grudge you screamed at Sarah Michelle Gellar to find salt.

76. You search online for Harvelle's Roadhouse and are disappointed when you dont find it.

77. You are able to tell the difference between simple hauntings, poltergeists and hoodoo spells.

78. You can no longer read fairytales.

79. Every time you get a headache you wonder if it will be followed by a death vision. You're actually pretty disappointed when its not.